Sunday, December 26, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
you know how they say to never put all your eggs in one basket?
well i didn't,
my eggs were infested with salmonella.
typical bradley luck.
i gotta stop reading into things man!
oh, and i really hate eggs.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
His eyes were painted yellow like the dandelions she grew in her garden
His teeth were stained a tangerine orange,
His toe nails were curved hawks talons,
His breath smelled of fierce alcohol,
His veins showed, and danced around wildly,
His legs looked pregnant,
His bottle of alcohol was his sad sidekick,
His wallet was his pride,
His wife is dying.